Mo’ Mothman, Mo’ Problems offers

Mothman is at it again! Striking FEAR into unsuspecting people who happen upon the winged cryptid!

And I hate to judge a book by its cover, but that man does NOT look like someone who would be up to fending off a flying creature. I mean offers, he's holding a sweater (or is it a jacket?) over his shoulder. Also, I've never seen a man in khaki shorts do anything other than play golf. Or go sailing.

But again, maybe I'm being unfair. And if so, I'm so sorry! (But odds are, I'm correct in my assumption. I mean, look at his SOCKS!).